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“I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.”

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Author:Chris Lilley

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

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Author:Rick Riordan

“Besties before testes.”

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Book:The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts

Source: The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts

“I've had great success being a total idiot.”

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Author:Jerry Lewis

“A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.”

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Author:Sam Ewing

“Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.”

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Author:Les Dawson

“The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool.”

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Author:Don Johnson

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”