Best Pharmacist Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Deadeye Dick

“Why does that pharmacist have to be two and a half feet higher than everybody else? Who the hell is this guy? "Clear out, everybody. I'm working with pills up here. I'm taking them from this big bottle and then I'm gonna put them in the little bottle. That's my whole job. I can't be down on the floor with you people."”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“A prudent pharmacist often vends something for your complaint. But wine merchant you do this invariably.”

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Author:Thomas Campion

“With the increasing demand for holistic health care and the 'green revolution', the demand for aromatherapy will increase, and hopefully we will reach the point where medical doctors incorporate it into their repertoire. It will become routine for doctors to send culture samples to the pharmacist for testing, and identify the relevant aromatherapy for the patient. The stress-relieving properties associated with aromatherapy make it an indispensable part of health care.”

“If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.”

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Author:Lee Trevino

“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”

“To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“My first part-time job gave me the smell of earning money when I worked in a village chemist aged 14. I loved helping the pharmacist with prescriptions and on the shop floor, with its glamorous make-up aisle.”

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Author:Nicki Chapman

“I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.”

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Author:Walter Matthau

“I came," she said, "hoping you could talk me out of a fantasy." Cherish it!" cried Hilarious, fiercely. "What else do any of you have? Hold it tightly by it's little tentacle, don't let the Freudians coax it away or the pharmacists poison it out of you. Whatever it is, hold it dear, for when you lose it you go over by that much to the others. You begin to cease to be.”

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Author:Thomas Pynchon

“I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.”

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Author:Carl Hiaasen

“A lot can be said for the infinite mercies of God, but the smarts of a good pharmacist, when you get down to it, is worth more.”

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Book:The VALIS Trilogy

Source: The VALIS Trilogy

“While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.”

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Author:George Ryan

“My father wanted me to be a pharmacist like himself. He had been a doctor, but he no longer believed in medicine; so he became a pharmacist, but he believed in that hardly more.”

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Author:Claude Chabrol

“A director shouldn't get in the way of the movie, the story should.”

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Author:Frank Darabont

“Rogue internet pharmacies continue to pose a serious threat to the health and safety of Americans. Simply put, a few unethical physicians and pharmacists have become drug suppliers to a nation.”

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Author:Dianne Feinstein

“A leader who accepts the outside financing of his movement is like the man who accustoms his body to live on medication. To the extent an organism is administered medication, to the same extent it is condemned to being unable to react on its own. Moreover, when it is deprived of the medication, it dies; it is at the mercy of the pharmacist! Likewise, a political movement is at the mercy of those who finance it. These could cease their financing at any given moment and the movement, unaccustomed to living on its own, dies.”

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Author:Corneliu Zelea Codreanu

“I have spent some months in England, have seen an awful lot and learned little. England is not a land of science, there is only a widely practised dilettantism, the chemists are ashamed to call themselves chemists because the pharmacists, who are despised, have assumed this name.”

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Author:Justus von Liebig

“I wanted to be an actor ever since I got on stage for the first time, aged 13. Before that, I thought I might follow in the medical footsteps of my parents: my father was a doctor, my mother a pharmacist.”

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Author:Chiwetel Ejiofor

“The best sculptor is the one who can most accurately reproduce in marble the image that he sees before him. The good cook follows the recipe. The pharmacist can utilize the many years of training of the most famous doctors from the best medical schools, if he just knows how to follow a prescription. Someone has said that science is just a collection of successful formulas.”

“You can't ask your pharmacist to stock larger quantities of potassium nitrate because you want to make a bigger rocket.”

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Author:Kary Mullis