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“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.”

Quote by Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley was an American humorist, writer, and actor, known for his witty humor style and unique satirical techniques. His career spanned theater, film, and radio, and he achieved significant success in the early 20th century. more

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