“The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"”
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Ron White
Ron White, born on December 18, 1956, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his unique humor style and straightforward speech, he has won the affection of audiences. White's comedy career began in the 1980s, with his performances mainly focusing on satirical social phenomena and daily life, which are well-received by the audience. more
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