“Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.”
Funny Sleep Quotes
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Funny Sleep Quotes
“Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
Source: Essays and Letters
“But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.”
“Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.”
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?”
“Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants.”
Source: Woman Said Yes: Encounters with Life and Death
“There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.”
“The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
Source: NORTH TO THE ORIENT
“Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.”
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
“The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.”
“Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.”
Source: The Portable Nietzsche
Source: Collected Essays of Arthur Schopenhauer
Source: Parerga and Paralipomena: A Collection of Philosophical Essays
“Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
Source: Sweet Thursday
“Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.”
Source: Collected Poems
“Sleep, that deplorable curtailment of the joy of life.”
Source: The Common Reader
“A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.”
Source: The Professor: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition
“The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.”
Source: City of Thieves: A Novel
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
Source: Homage to QWERT YUIOP: essays
“Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep.”
Source: The Sayings of Lord Byron
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
“Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.”
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.”
Source: Everything and a Kite
Source: Studies in Medieval and Renaissance Literature
Source: Complete Stories
“Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.”
Source: Close to Home
“The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.”
“There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.”
“O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.”
Source: The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood
Source: Poems of William Wordsworth. Selected and edited by Robert Aris Willmott ... Illustrated with one hundred designs by Birket Foster, J. Wolf, and John Gilbert, engraved by the brothers Dalziel