“Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind.”
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“Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.”
“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”
“The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.”
“I wasn't really asleep I was just meditating on unconsciousness.”
“The woods are lovely, dark, and deep but I have promises to keep...”
Source: Any Number Can Play
Source: Don Quixote
“Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.”
Source: Remarks on the Talents of Lord Byron and the Tendencies of Don Juan
“Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.”