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“Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.”

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Author:Ernie J Zelinski
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“Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.”

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Book:Parerga and Paralipomena: A Collection of Philosophical Essays
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“It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.”

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Book:Sweet Thursday
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“Laugh and the world laughs with you!”

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Author:Grant Morrison
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“Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep!Ê It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry, drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold, and cold for the hot.Ê It is the current coin that purchases all the pleasures of the world cheap, and the balance that sets the king and the shepherd, the fool and the wise man, even.”

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Author:Miguel de Cervantes
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“A flock of sheep that leisurely pass by One after one; the sound of rain, and bees Murmuring; the fall of rivers, winds and seas, Smooth fields, white sheets of water, and pure sky - I've thought of all by turns, and still I lie Sleepless.”

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Book:Poems of William Wordsworth. Selected and edited by Robert Aris Willmott ... Illustrated with one hundred designs by Birket Foster, J. Wolf, and John Gilbert, engraved by the brothers Dalziel
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“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.”

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Author:Ogden Nash
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