“When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'” PeopleBelieveSaidReligionSpiritualityPeaceAudienceAtheismCatholicDon't BelieveAtheistIrelandProtestantsStood UpPhilosophy Of ReligionCrispsReligion GodPhilosophy And ReligionNorthern IrelandBeing IrishIreland And The IrishFunny ReligiousFunny Atheist Author:Quentin Crisp
“I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.” WayChristianFunnyGuyJesusViewsFansClubsComedianFreakFunny ReligiousI Love Jesus Author:John Fugelsang
“Qualifications of a pastor: the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros” MindHeartChildrenChurchScholarPastorQualificationsFunny ReligiousRhinoceros Author:Stuart Briscoe
“Where knowledge ends, religion begins.” EndsReligionAtheismAtheistAgnosticFunny ReligiousFunny Atheist Author:Benjamin Disraeli
“Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.” BelieveTruthFoundBeliefDoubtTruth IsClaimsProfoundSeekingFavouriteScience And ReligionDoubtedPhilosophy Of ReligionHonest TruthTruth And HonestyReligious PhilosophyPhilosophy And ReligionSeeking TruthFunny ReligiousFaith And DoubtReligious TruthReligious HumorTruth SeekersDoubt And CertaintyLearning The TruthSeeking Love Author:Andre Gide
“Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.” FeelingsLawHurtPowerfulProtectDeitiesHurt FeelingsBlasphemyFunny Religious Author:Ricky Gervais
“For good people to do evil things, it takes religion.” PeopleReligionEvilReligiousAtheismAtheistGood PeopleAgnosticScience And ReligionDoing GoodThere Is No GodAtheisticFreethinkerPhilosophy Of ReligionTheismEvil PeopleGood GodIf There Is A GodReligion GodScience ReligionTheistAnti ReligiousReligious PhilosophyThere Being No GodChristian AtheistPhilosophy And ReligionEvil ThingsAnti ChristianMorality And ReligionTruth Of GodAnti ReligionGod DelusionGod And ScienceScience GodFunny ReligiousReligion In SocietyFunny AtheistAnti AtheistGreatest AtheistAnti GodDaily AtheistScience And PhilosophyThinking GodReligious HumorEvil God Author:Steven Weinberg