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“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”

Quote by Lily Tomlin

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Lily Tomlin is an American actress, comedian, writer, and singer, born on September 1, 1939. Known for her unique sense of humor and profound character portrayals, she is one of the most celebrated comedians of the 20th century. more

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