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“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”

Quote by Chelsea Handler

Book:My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

This book offers a candid look into the author's personal life, exploring the complexities and emotions associated with brief romantic encounters. more

Author

Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler, born on February 25, 1975, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host. Known for her unique sense of humor and candid remarks, she has hosted several popular television shows and achieved significant success in the comedy industry. more

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