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Funny Age Quotes
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.”
“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
“We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.”
“You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.”
“If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
“Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned.”
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”
“You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.”
“At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.”
“Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.”
“My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.”
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.”
“Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”