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“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites.”

“Our status in the dustbin and our status in the whatsapp are stupidly different”

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Author:P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.”

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Author:Fierce Dolan

“Nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.”

Author:Calvin Coolidge

“Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status updates, or maybe some carefully curated vacation photos. There's something exhausting about that after a while. I found myself wanting to hear voices.”

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Author:Brad Listi

“You read about that Black Lips/Wavves fight as a spectator and you're like, "Oh man, I'm gonna pick a team to be on! I'm gonna put my two cents in as my status update on my Facebook page" or something. Not to sound like an anti-technology person, but it's just a real drag that people live their lives that way.”

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Author:Bradford Cox

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: "Would someone please acknowledge me?”

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Book:Attempting Normal (Enhanced Edition)

Source: Attempting Normal (Enhanced Edition)

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.”

“There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.”

“I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.”

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Author:Chris Gayle

“Caricatured as navel-gazers, Millennials are said to live for their 'likes' and status updates. But the young people I know often leverage social media in selfless ways.”

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Author:Chelsea Clinton

“No more Internet. No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries for help and expressions of contentment and relationship-status updates with heart icons whole or broken, plans to meet up later, pleas, complaints, desires, pictures of babies dressed as bears or peppers for Halloween. No more reading and commenting on the lives of others, and in so doing, feeling slightly less alone in the room. No more avatars.”

Source: Station Eleven: A novel