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“If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, 'Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father's Day this year?' and he says, 'Nothing.' Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, 'He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No. 5 perfume.'”

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Michael Showalter

Michael Showalter, born on June 17, 1970, is an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance skills. He has gained fame through his involvement in various comedy films and has been active on several comedy stages. Showalter's career began in New York's comedy clubs, where he gradually gained recognition in the comedy world. more

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