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Famous Stephan Pastis Quotes
“If you put me in South Park, that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.”
“When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.”
“My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.”
“If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.”
“Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.”
“We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.”
“Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.”
“Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.”