“The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. People want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about.” PeopleWantFeelsShouldTryingI CanUseTurnsSoundFiguresExpressionPagesComplainingFeel GoodDirtyPhrasesMonkeysTurn-on Author:Stephan Pastis
“If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.” IfsGivingI CanWisePages Author:Stephan Pastis
“Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.” SoulPagesAbsolutesRepeatsCrushKillers Author:Stephan Pastis
