“Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)” ThinkingWantI CanHelpingHoaxes Author:Stephan Pastis
“The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. People want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about.” PeopleWantFeelsShouldTryingI CanUseTurnsSoundFiguresExpressionPagesComplainingFeel GoodDirtyPhrasesMonkeysTurn-on Author:Stephan Pastis
“I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.” KnowsTryingFirstsMeanI CanBookRememberUniverseMiddleCarefulSentencesPhysicsConfusedSomething NewQuantumParallelsNeedlesQuantum PhysicsParallel Universe Author:Stephan Pastis
“If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.” IfsGivingI CanWisePages Author:Stephan Pastis
