“I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.”
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Stephan Pastis
Stephan Pastis, born on January 16, 1968, is a renowned cartoonist from the United States. He is best known for his comic strip 'Pearls Before Swine', which is celebrated for its unique humor and satirical take on everyday life. more
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