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Quote by Stephan Pastis

“Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly.”

Quote by Stephan Pastis

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Stephan Pastis, born on January 16, 1968, is a renowned cartoonist from the United States. He is best known for his comic strip 'Pearls Before Swine', which is celebrated for its unique humor and satirical take on everyday life. more

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