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“Me no read. Look how smart me is.”

Crocs Pearls Before Swine

Author:Stephan Pastis

“Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly.”

Crocs Pearls Before Swine

Author:Stephan Pastis

“Crikey means gee whiz, wow! Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and all those sharks in the big MGM building.”

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Author:Steve Irwin

“The only shoes that look futuristic are Crocs, but they would be terrible to use in a futuristic movie.”

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Author:Olivier Theyskens

“May I respond by merely saying, "I hate crocs. May they please go away."”

May Hate Please I Hate Going Away Crocs

Author:Tim Gunn

“Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill an emu, acted out in song or dance, or that Uncle George was eaten by a croc over there, don't go there to swim, then those young people don't have to find out by trial and error.”

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Author:Margaret Atwood

“I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message.”

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Author:Steve Irwin

“I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.”

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Author:Steve Irwin

“Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.”

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Author:Steve Irwin

“Crikey means gee whiz, wow!”

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Author:Steve Irwin

“Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.”

Feels Looks Realizing Gay Down And Crocs

Author:Adam Carolla

“I have seen Tasmanian devils battle over a carcass. I have seen lionesses crowding a kill, dingoes on the trail of a feral piglet, and adult croc thrashing its prey to pieces. But never, in all the animal world, have I witnessed anything to match the casual cruelty of the human being.”

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Book:Steve & Me

Source: Steve & Me

“More minions!” he shouted. “Come to me!” That couldn’t be good. Another round of giant crocs and we’d be dead. Why don’t we get minions? I complained to Horus, but he didn’t answer.”

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Author:Rick Riordan

“...and I have this stupid little thought that Aaron didn't survive the croc attack after all, that he died but he's so pissed off at me that dying didn't stop him from coming here to kill me anyway.”

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Book:The Knife of Never Letting Go

Source: The Knife of Never Letting Go

“If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please.”

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Author:Kiersten White

“I’ve held onto Ugg boots. I will never graduate to Crocs, but Ugg boots are always and forever. That’s my fashion stepchild.”

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Author:Johnny Weir

“The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.”

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Author:Maddox

“My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs.”

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Author:Caio Fonseca