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“You’re not meant to hide your colors, little one. You’re meant to shine. There’s a magic garden on top of a mountain where joy runs wild, and you can feel like you belong. You should follow the trail and go to this place, Novi. --A Wise Owl to Novi Book: Novi's Journey to the Magic Garden”

Children S Books Bedtime Stories Koalas

Author:Richard D. Blumberg

“My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.”

Thinking Kids Form Brain Music Is Intelligent Communicate Cells Retarded Retard Intelligent Life Brain Cells Koalas

Author:Kid Koala

“By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.”

Needs Feels Hands History Stupid Danger Humour Planets Europe Dues Graves Cute Royal Extinction Royal Family Inbreds Koalas

Author:Nancy Banks-Smith

“My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.”

Would Be Animal Boring Favourite Contemplating Giraffe Koalas

Author:Caterina Murino

“I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.”

Want Australia Goofy Koalas

Author:Jessi Klein

“You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.”

Tree Bears Koalas

Author:Zoe Sugg

“I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!”

Long Hate Hair Walking I Hate Long Hair Koalas

Author:Russell Crowe

“I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.”

Needs May Government Happens Extras Make It Happen Petitions Quarantine Grumpy Koalas

Author:Grumpy Cat

“A lot of people who work with wildlife work with wildlife to satisfy their own egos. And I don't really agree with that. What I do is get in nice and close to the animal to make the animal look good. My aim in this world is to make that brown snake, that crocodile, that koala, that red-backed spider, that black widow, look good. That's my job. I have absolutely no problem with my ego or my staff's ego.”

People World Looks Problem Jobs Black Animal Nice This World Ego Red Aim Agree Brown Staff Snakes No Problem Spiders Wildlife Widows Crocodiles Black Widow Koalas

Author:Steve Irwin

“Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?”

Doe Bears Smell Poop Koalas Cough Drops

Author:Tom Robbins

“I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.”

Ifs Fear Nature Losing Mates Snakes No Fear Have No Fear Crocodiles Kangaroos Koalas Crocs

Author:Steve Irwin

“Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?”

Breaths Arguing Koalas

Book:Blackout: A Cal Leandros Novel

Source: Blackout: A Cal Leandros Novel

“I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.”

Said Hands White Baby Kissing Sentimental Elegant Koalas

Book:Ada or Ardor

Source: Ada or Ardor

“Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.”

Four Dog Crosses Angry Aliens Pirate Malfunction Koalas

Author:Ridley Pearson

“I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also”

Bits Enjoyed Chilled Kangaroos Koalas Wombats

Author:Todd Barry

“Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.”

Way Needs Home Bears Bullshit Back Home Koalas

Book:The Best of Michael Moorcock

Source: The Best of Michael Moorcock

“I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy”

Want Guy Hours Sleep Hanging Out That Guy Koalas

Author:Milo

“I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.”

Littles Sleep Koalas Druggies

Author:Kristen Bell

“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."”

Knows Way Want Light Funny Turns Animal Bears Let Me Bunch Hey Ems Apartment Leafs Turn-on Cockroaches Fellas Cutest Koalas

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.”

I Can Color Taste Rainbow Koalas

Author:Paul Becker

“I must have been a koala in my past life.”

Has Beens Past My Past Past Life Koalas

Author:Miranda Kerr

“I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life.”

Way Has Beens Past Tree Dad Seven My Dad Stuck Climbs Ladders My Past Past Life Stuck Up Koalas

Author:Miranda Kerr