Best Grumpy Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“You grumpy types are no fun. Can’t you put your own damnation aside for two seconds and let the suspense build?”

Source: Threshold

“No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!”

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Author:Anthony Liccione

“Du Steenbid, hvi griner så ilde din Flab Hvi est du saa skubbet, saa fuld utav Skab?”

Attitude Bitter Fish Posing Grumpy Wolf Fish Sea Wolves

Book:The Trumpet of Nordland

Source: The Trumpet of Nordland

“If this belief from heaven be sent, If such be nature's holy plan, Have I not reason to lament what man has made of man?”

Grumpy Misanthropic

Author:William Woodsworth

“In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.”

Bags Grumpy Actual Life

Author:Dawn French

“Being a mother gives you an incredible feeling of empowerment, you think if I can go through such pain and that level of sleep and still operate and not be grumpy you can do anything. It can be quite scary, you can't function your brain, forget your vocabulary.”

Ifs Thinking Giving Stills I Can Feelings Pain Mother Can Do Sleep Forget Levels Brain Empowerment Function Incredibles Scary Vocabulary Being A Mother Grumpy

Author:Anna Friel

“I've been blogging since February of 2001. When I started blogging, it was a dinosaur blog. It was me and a handful of tyrannosaurs. We'd be writing blog entries like, 'The tyrannosaurus is getting grumpy.'”

Writing Handful Blogs Dinosaurs Entry Blogging February Grumpy

Author:Neil Gaiman

“[Rejection] made me quit writing once. For six months. I started up again when my then seven-year-old son asked me to start writing again because I was too grumpy when I wasn't writing.”

Writing Years Made Son Months Six Seven Quitting Rejection Six Months Seven Years Grumpy

Author:Kirby Larson

“The method of science, as stodgy and grumpy as it may seem, is far more important than the findings of science.”

May Important Seems Pain Findings Method Therapy Injury Pseudoscience Grumpy

Book:Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

Source: Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

“I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.”

Age Guy Married Fats Divorced Grumpy

Author:Madonna Ciccone

“I'm a big kid. I never lost my childlike appreciation of things. Too many people lock it out and throw their toys away and say, okay, I'm gonna grow up and be grumpy and miserable and not think about the magical side of things anymore -- and I can't seem to stop doing that.”

People Thinking I Can Bigs Seems Kids Lost Grows Sides Growing Up Okay Appreciation Miserable Toys Locks Childlike Grumpy

Author:Andy Partridge

“I've had a fair amount of experience with snakes, and I find them to be pretty honest in terms of how you read their body language and emotions. They'll tell you when they're grumpy. They'll tell you when they're okay.”

Body Language Term Emotion Honest Amount Fairs Okay Snakes Body Language Grumpy

Author:Dominic Monaghan

“Working out makes me feel good. When I don't work out for a few days, I start feeling grumpy. When I'm at the gym, it wakes me up. My spirits are higher. I just feel happier and more motivated to do things.”

Feels Feelings Spirit Higher Work Out Feel Good Motivated Gym Grumpy

Author:Elisabeth Harnois

“The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.”

Negativity Negative People Graffiti Famous Artist Bad Mood Grumpy Grumbling Grumpiness

Author:Banksy

“Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.”

Writing Animal Dog Cows Writing Life Goats Donkey Grumpy Roosters

Author:Jon Katz

“The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine.”

Young Lines Fine Angry Young Women Old Lady Grumpy

Author:Judy Horacek

“I'm easy going for the most part but sometimes in the morning if I didn't sleep well I can be kind of grumpy. But my grumpiness doesn't have that much to do with my dissatisfaction with my station in life.”

Ifs Wells Kind I Can Sometimes Easy Sleep Morning Stations Be Kind Dissatisfaction Grumpy Sleep Well Easy Going Grumpiness

Author:Morgan Freeman

“I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get.”

Men Social Old Man Grumpy Anti Social

Author:Sean Price

“The brain's preferred source of fuel is glucose/carbohydrates. And when you go on a low-carb/high-protein diet, your brain is using low-octane fuel. You'll be a little groggy, a little grumpy.”

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Author:Jack LaLanne

“I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.”

Needs May Government Happens Extras Make It Happen Petitions Quarantine Grumpy Koalas

Author:Grumpy Cat

“It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.”

Doe Grumpy

Author:Grumpy Cat

“I am not always happy. I am happy in front of the press. I can be extremely grumpy, ask my husband.”

I Can Asks Fronts Husband Presses My Husband Always Happy Grumpy

Author:Meryl Streep

“I'm not always a positive person. I wake up grumpy, I read the newspaper and I get furious that the world is still at war.”

World Persons Stills War Wake Up Newspapers Furious Grumpy Positive Person

Author:Jason Mraz

“One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.”

Book Humor Funny Black One Thing Grumpy Black Books

Author:Dylan Moran

“A lot of the challenge and the reason for the success of those one-shot photographers is that their pictures almost have to be subject proof. Because you usually only have a few minutes with the person. You never know who's going to walk into the room - whether they're going to be friendly, grumpy, sick of photographers, or between meetings.”

Knows Persons Reason Challenges Walks Rooms Minutes Subjects Shots Sick Meetings Photographer Proof Friendly Grumpy

Author:Gregory Heisler

“I once got a postcard from a French poet who wrote - "you don't know me but I'm always very grumpy when I get up in morning. But when I get up now I put the tea kettle on, and when it starts to sing it makes me smile - goddamn you!" That's what happened when we first designed it - we got a lot of mail.”

Knows Firsts Morning Happened Poet Get Up Tea Mail Know Me Postcards Kettles Grumpy Make Me Smile You Don't Know Me

Author:Michael Graves

“The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.”

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Author:George Carlin

“I think the fact that we have been focussing on politics quite a lot and the tumult of politics rather than what we should be doing in terms of policy has made, I think, voters quite grumpy.”

Thinking Should Has Beens Made Facts Term Policy Voters Tumult Grumpy

Author:Yitzhak Rabin

“I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband. Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day.”

Men Want Ends Hard Faces Husband My Husband Grumpy Smiley Hard Days

Author:Nita Ambani

“My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.”

Persons Wife Cat My Wife Pleasant Call Me Grumpy

Author:Jonathan Tucker

“I'm not romantic at all. I'm a moaner. I should be on Grumpy Old Men. I'm terrible.”

Men Should Terrible Old Man Grumpy

Author:Bruno Tonioli

“I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn.”

Men Want Sound Old Man Lawns Grumpy

Author:Michael Wilbon

“Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.”

People Age Guy Fun Mets Married Fats Divorced Adventurous Grumpy

Author:Madonna Ciccone

“By the way, six A.M.? Not a real great time for me; you know, I'm a comic. I get off work at two. Six A.M., I'm a little grumpy. Six A.M., I'm a little P.O.ed. Six A.M., I'm like a vampire with a paper route.”

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Author:Christopher Titus

“Most people probably assume that Hristo is a grumpy, stubborn guy... That can't be further from the truth. He's a cheerful, candid person that never holds a grudge.”

People Persons Guy Assuming Stubborn Cheerful Grudge Candid Denmark Grumpy

Author:Michael Laudrup

“Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.”

People Children Eye Walks Grumpy

Author:Dylan Moran

“I don't describe myself as a sociable person now. I can be quite... you know... grumpy? Is that a word? I guess I can be a bit grumpy.”

Knows Persons I Can Bits Grumpy Sociable Describe Myself

Author:Nick Frost

“If you just read Leviticus on the surface, you may think it's just a bunch of grumpy irrelevant rules; but, it's actually the way God gave his people access to himself.”

People Ifs Thinking Way May Surface Access Bunch Irrelevant Grumpy Leviticus

Author:Jennifer Rothschild

“Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things.”

People Guy Sitting Corners Hopefully Yelling Grumpy Old Guys

Author:George W. Bush

“I know to argue against our online lives seems like the argument of the grumpy, old Luddite novelist, but I really always try to make the argument from the perspective of personal pleasure.”

Knows Trying Seems Pleasure Perspective Argument Arguing Novelists Online Grumpy

Author:Zadie Smith

“Real people are good and grumpy. They're nice and mean. And I come from a nice and mean family. My mom was nice, and my dad was mean. So I would've served myself a lot better if Louie Lundgren would've blown up at some of the people he was talking to. I think it would've really served everybody better. We'd probably still be on the air!”

People Thinking Mean Real Nice Mom Dad My Dad My Mom Grumpy

Author:Louie Anderson

“I know I'm a grumpy old man, but I'm always more delighted by readers talking about the actual comics than people talking about how eager they are to have their favorite comics be "elevated" into another medium. Adaptations are great, but for me, comics have always been the destination, not a stepping-stone to get somewhere else.”

People Men Old Man Adaptation People Talking Grumpy

Author:Brian K. Vaughan

“I don't do so well with people pretending to be happy. When I was 16, I went with my girlfriend at the time and her family to Disneyland and I was so grumpy the whole time.”

People Girlfriend Pretending My Girlfriend Disneyland Grumpy

Author:Jamie Campbell Bower

“Madonna is a feminist and has been doing more for the cause than all the grumpy feminists, who are giving nothing back by being grumpy.”

Giving Has Beens Causes Feminist Grumpy

Author:Christian Louboutin

“I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.”

Years Enough Kids Used Party Pay Terrible Be Good Used To Be Birthday Gigs Las Vegas Birthday Party Doing Me Grumpy

Author:Johnny Vegas

“People say that if you're still angry at 52, you're not an angry young man, just a grumpy old git.”

People Ifs Men Stills Young Angry Young Man Grumpy

Author:Paul Weller

“I get grumpy about the innate conservatism of our tastes; I love bold theatre, and I get annoyed when a heritage piece is really successful.”

Successful Pieces Taste Theatre Heritage Innate Conservatism Annoyed Grumpy

Author:Romola Garai

“Don't talk to me. I'm tired and grumpy and I'll probably make fun of you.”

Fun Tired Talk To Me I'm Tired Grumpy Don't Talk To Me

Author:Ann Brashares

“Grumpy is her favorite dwarf.”

Dwarfs Dwarves Grumpy

Book:Into the Flame: Darkness Chosen

Source: Into the Flame: Darkness Chosen

“Normally, in anything I do, I'm fairly miserable. I do it, and I get grumpy because there is a huge, vast gulf, this aching disparity, between the platonic ideal of the project that was living in my head, and the small, sad, wizened, shaking, squeaking thing that I actually produce.”

Produce Huge Projects Ideals Miserable Shaking Disparity Platonic Grumpy

Author:Neil Gaiman

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