“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
Quote by Erma Bombeck
Author
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck was an American humorist and newspaper columnist renowned for her sharp wit and poignant observations on family life and suburban living. Born on February 21, 1927, she passed away on April 22, 1996. Bombeck's columns were syndicated in over 1,000 newspapers, and her books became bestsellers. more
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