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If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Book by Erma Bombeck · 7 quotes · Car, Chests, Children

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“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”

“I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a can in the car while I served the first one. I noted some women tucked the second ball just inside the elastic leg of their tennis panties. I tried, but found the space already occupied by a leg. Now, I simply drop the second ball down my cleavage, giving me a chest that often stuns my opponent throughout an entire set.”