Best Zaphod Beeblebrox Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so—but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”

Humor Zaphod Beeblebrox

Book:The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Ow! My brains!”

Humor Zaphod Beeblebrox

Book:The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

Source: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.”

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Book:The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.”

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Book:The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?”

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Author:Douglas Adams

“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

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Book:The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' 'But sir,' it squealed, 'I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' 'Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”

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Book:The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.”

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Book:And Another Thing...

Source: And Another Thing...

“The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.”

Littles Confusion Eyebrows Foreheads Waiter Zaphod Beeblebrox

Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

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