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“I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.”

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Joe E. Lewis, born on January 12, 1902, was an American comedian whose career began in the 1920s. Known for his unique humor style and exaggerated physical comedy, Lewis became a global favorite. Renowned for his sharp wit and clever jokes, he is considered one of the most influential comedians of the 20th century. more

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