“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.”
“I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.”