“My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.”
Greatest Golf Quotes
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Greatest Golf Quotes
“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”
“Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.”
“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”
“My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.”
“The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.”
Source: More Matter: Essays And Criticism
“A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.”
“They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.”
“I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.”
“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.”
“Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.”
Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf
“Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.”
Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf
“On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.”
“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.”
“They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.”
“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.”