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“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”

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Author:Sam Snead

“The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.”

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Author:Brian Weiss

“Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.”

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Author:Lon Hinkle

“Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.”

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Author:Bobby Jones

“The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but you can do anything with a golf ball as well. When you hit a shot and the ball does exactly what you want it to do ... that's wonderful. It's just great when you hit the ball well. You should always try not to make the ball cry.”

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Author:Johan Cruijff

“A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.”

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Author:Jim Bishop

“The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.”

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Author:Art Buchwald

“Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn't be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner.”

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Author:Ben Hogan

“Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.”

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Book:Bobby Jones on Golf

Source: Bobby Jones on Golf

“I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence.”

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Book:Bobby Jones on Golf

Source: Bobby Jones on Golf

“If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.”

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Author:Sam Snead

“Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.”

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Author:Dan Jenkins

“By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.”

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Author:Julius Boros

“Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.”

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Author:Alan Shepard

“The earth is Godʹs golf ball.”

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Author:Don Van Vliet

“And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.”

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Author:Bill Murray

“Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.”

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Author:T. S. Eliot

“Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.”

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Book:Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf

Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf

“Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.”

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Book:Learning Golf: The How-To-Learn Book for Aspiring Golfers

Source: Learning Golf: The How-To-Learn Book for Aspiring Golfers

“The competition I played against was fantastic, but golf is a different game now. The courses have shrunk because the equipment has gotten better. They're hitting the ball 10 to 15 percent farther because of the changes in the golf ball.”

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Author:Hollis Stacy

“I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.”

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Author:Jessica Ennis

“You can't lose an old golf ball.”

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Author:John A. Willis

“If you have a golf-ball-sized consciousness, when you read a book, you'll have a golf-ball-sized understanding; when you look out a window, a golf-ball-sized awareness, when you wake up in the morning, a golf-ball-sized wakefulness; and as you go about your day, a golf-ball-sized inner happiness. But if you can expand that consciousness, make it grow, then when you read about that book, you'll have more understanding; when you look out, more awareness; when you wake up, more wakefulness; as you go about your day, more inner happiness.”

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Book:Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity: 10th Anniversary Edition

Source: Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity: 10th Anniversary Edition

“He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."”

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Author:Bill Engvall

“Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.”

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Author:Sloane Crosley

“But if you can expand that consciousness, make it grow, then when you read about that book, you'll have more understanding; when you look out, more awareness; when you wake up, more wakefulness; as you go about your day, more inner happiness.”

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Book:Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity: 10th Anniversary Edition

Source: Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity: 10th Anniversary Edition

“I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“Coretta Scott King was all about her pearl earrings. At one point, I'm wearing pearl earrings the size of golf balls. They're enormous! She was bold-she knew that she was the Jackie Kennedy of her community.”

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Author:Carmen Ejogo

“My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.”

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Author:Greg Norman

“You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers or the neighborhood kids. We used broken bats and plastic golf balls and played for hours and hours.”

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Author:Robin Yount

“Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that.”

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Author:Eric Heiden

“We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.”

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Author:Robert Breault

“One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.”

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Author:John Gunther

“If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.”

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Author:Robert Benchley

“When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.”

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Author:David Duval

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