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Quote by Frank Muir

“A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.”

Quote by Frank Muir

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Frank Muir was a British writer known for his humorous and satirical style. His works spanned across drama, broadcasting, and literature, with his most famous creation being the radio comedy 'The Goon Show', co-written with John Cleese. Muir's work is celebrated for its unique sense of humor and insightful commentary on social phenomena. more

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