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Famous Jacob Braude Quotes
“All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.”
“No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.”
“Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.”
“The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.”
“Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.”
“There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.”
“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.”
“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.”
“If a thing goes without saying -- let it.”
“There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.”
“The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.”
“Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.”