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Source: Braude's Handbook of Stories for Toastmasters and Speakers
“All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.”
Source: Braude's Handbook of Stories for Toastmasters and Speakers
“No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.”
“Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.”
“The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.”
Source: Speaker's desk book of quips, quotes, & anecdotes
“Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.”
Source: Definitions and toasts
“There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.”
“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.”
“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.”
“If a thing goes without saying -- let it.”
Source: Speech openers and closers
“There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.”
“The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.”
“Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.”
Source: Speaker's desk book of quips, quotes, & anecdotes