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“What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition making itself unpleasant. And we spend our time playing golf? What do we get out of it? Is golf any use? That's what I'm asking you. Can you name me a single case where devotion to this pestilential pastime has done a man any practical good?”

Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

Book:The Clicking of Cuthbert: Easyread Large Bold Edition
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The Clicking of Cuthbert: Easyread Large Bold Edition

This book is a revised and enlarged type version of a well-known children's story, designed to be accessible for readers with visual impairments or those who prefer larger text. The Easyread Large Bold Edition maintains the original narrative and characters, making it an ideal choice for young readers or those who require a more comfortable reading experience due to visual challenges. more

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P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse

P. G. Wodehouse was a British writer, humorist, and composer, renowned for his humorous stories and novels, especially those featuring the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster. His works have been translated into many languages and have had a lasting impact on generations of readers. more

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