Golfers Quotes
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Golfers Quotes
“Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.”
“Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.”
“Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.”
“If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.”
“Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.”
“Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.”
“A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.”
“The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.”
“Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.”
“Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.”
“The only shots you can be sure of are those you've had already.”
“You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.”
“They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.”
“I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.”
“I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.”
“Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.”