“Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.”
Quote by Bob Hope
Author
You May Also Like
“On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.”
“If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.”
“It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.”
“We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.”