Source: Ben Hogan's Five Lessons: The Modern Fundamentals of Golf
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“Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it.”
“Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.”
“One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.”
Source: A History of Golf
“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
“The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.”
“Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.”
“May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.”
“This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.”
“I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”
“Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.”
“I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.”
“It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.”
“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”
“There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.”
“Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.”
“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”
“My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.”
“The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.”
Source: More Matter: Essays And Criticism
“Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.”
Source: Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf
“The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.”
Source: Fun and Games with Alistair Cooke: On Sport and Other Amusements
“All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.”
Source: The Truth about Golf: And Other Lies