“You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match.”
Quote by Steve Sax
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“It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.”
“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”
“I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.”
“There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.”
“Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.”
“There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.”
“Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.”
“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”