“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.”
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“You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
Source: Not That it Matters
“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”
“What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.”
Source: A Life Well Played: My Stories
“Putting is like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.”
Source: Golf Dreams: Writings on Golf
“Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.”
“The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of H. G. Wells
Source: The Clicking of Cuthbert
Source: The Clicking of Cuthbert
Source: The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
Source: Bobby Jones on Golf