“I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly”
Cricket Funny Quotes
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Cricket Funny Quotes
“There are good one-day players, there are good Test players and vice versa”
“Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand”
“Cricket is a pressure game, and when it comes to an India-Pakistan match the pressure is doubled.”
“Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.”
“To me, cricket is a simple game. Keep it simple and just go out and play.”
“Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.”
“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.”
“The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.”
“The hallmark of a great captain is the ability to win the toss, at the right time.”
“A true batsman should in most of his strokes tell the truth about himself.”
Source: Cricket
“Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline.”
“I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back”
“The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding”
“I don't think the press are vindictive. They can write what they want”
“That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another”
“A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick”
“Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator”
“The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.”
“The Port Elizabeth ground is more of a circle than an oval. It's long and square.”