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“It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.”

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Denis Norden

Denis Norden, a British television presenter, was born on February 6, 1922. He has had a long career in television, known for his unique sense of humor and deep understanding of British culture. more

“Though I like the various forms of football in the world, I don't think they begin to compare with these two great Anglo-Saxon ball games for sophisticated elegance and symbolism. Baseball and cricket are beautiful and highly stylized medieval war substitutes, chess made flesh, a mixture of proud chivalry and base - in both senses - greed. With football we are back to the monotonous clashing armor of the brontosaurus.”

“It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards.”

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Author:Mike Royko

“In cricket, as in no other game, a great master may well go back to the pavilion scoreless.... In no other game does the law of averages get to work so potently, so mysteriously.”

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Author:Neville Cardus

“There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass.”

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Author:Neville Cardus

“Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.”

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Author:Nomar Garciaparra

“A mystique of history and heritage surrounds the New York Yankees. It's like the old days revived. We're loved and hated, but always in larger doses than any other team. We're the only team in any sport whose name and uniform and insignia are synonymous with their entire sport all over the world.... the Yankees mean baseball to more people than all the other teams combined.”

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Author:Paul Blair

“The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.”

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Author:Rick Wise

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