“Trade him for a six pack; it doesn't even have to be cold.” ColdSixTradeNflPacksSix Packs Author:Buddy Ryan
“He's just jealous. You know what they say. Empty tin cans make the most noise, and he's an empty tin can. This game is between the Bears and the Eagles, not Ditka and Ryan. We all know who would win that one. Ditka, hands down.” KnowsHandsGamesWinningBearsEmptyNoiseNflJealousEaglesTinTin Cans Author:Mike Ditka
“I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire.” IfsWalksFireStreetsNflThroat Author:Johnny Unitas
“He knew who I was, at that time, because I had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was part of the Bush dynasty. But he was nothing, he offered nothing, and he promised nothing. He had no humor. He was insignificant in every way and consequently I didn't pay much attention to him. But when he passed out in my bathtub, then I noticed him. I'd been in another room, talking to the bright people. I had to have him taken away.” PeopleWayRoomsPayAttentionTalkingTakenReputationNflInsignificantDynastyBathtubs Author:Hunter S. Thompson
“If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl.” IfsTodayJesusAliveNflBowlsLive For TodaySuper Bowl Author:Norman Vincent Peale