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Famous Jackie Mason Quotes
“I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.”
“I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.”
“A person who speaks good English in New York sounds like a foreigner.”
“Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?”
“It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.”
“I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!”
“Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!”
“I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!”
“There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.”
“I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.”
“Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.”
“Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.”
“Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.”
“Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.”