“The last thing we need is another Clinton to be our President. Believe me, one lowlife was enough. We don't need the lowlife's partner.” NeedsBelieveEnoughLastsPresidentClintonPartnersBelieve In MeLowlifes Author:Jackie Mason
“Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.” ChallengesPartyRepublicanClintonLegsRepublican Party Author:Jackie Mason
“Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.” Republican Author:Jackie Mason
“Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.” CarePartyIssuesRepublicanConcernRepublican Party Author:Jackie Mason
“Comparing what the Democrats offer to what the Republicans offer is like comparing the money I have in my pocket to what Bill Gates has in his.” RepublicanOffersBillsDemocratComparePocketsGates Author:Jackie Mason
“All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.” WarStatesCharacterAmericaUnitedUnited StatesFateConcernedDemocratDesperateUnited States Of America Author:Jackie Mason
“Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers them. So, as a way to decrease their guilt, they try to help the underdog. They think, "Why should I be rich when so many suffer?" They feel better once they run to the party that claims to defend the underdog, the Democrats.” ThinkingWayFeelsShouldTryingHelpingRunningSufferingPartyRichClaimsGuiltDemocratJewHelping OthersBotherLots Of MoneyFeel BetterShould IDecreaseUnderdog Author:Jackie Mason
“Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.” ThinkingWayPoorClassVoteJewWorking ClassFranklinFranklin Delano RooseveltSiding Author:Jackie Mason
“As a class, Jews give three times as much money to charity as anybody else, but they feel guilty about their wealth anyway. They simply can't accept the idea of ever being Republicans.” GivingFeelsIdeasThreeWealthAcceptingClassRepublicanCharityJewGuiltyThree Times Author:Jackie Mason
“Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.” PastJewOver ItGet OverLiving In The Past Author:Jackie Mason