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“All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.”

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Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason is a renowned comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on June 9, 1931, he has been a prominent figure in the comedy world since the 1950s. more

“Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers them. So, as a way to decrease their guilt, they try to help the underdog. They think, "Why should I be rich when so many suffer?" They feel better once they run to the party that claims to defend the underdog, the Democrats.”

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Author:Jackie Mason

“Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.”

Thinking Way Poor Class Vote Jew Working Class Franklin Franklin Delano Roosevelt Siding

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“As a class, Jews give three times as much money to charity as anybody else, but they feel guilty about their wealth anyway. They simply can't accept the idea of ever being Republicans.”

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“Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.”

Past Jew Over It Get Over Living In The Past

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“I've found that my humor goes over big in London.”

Bigs Found London

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“I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.”

America England Sells

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“The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's "F" this and "F" that. They give you a whole series of swear words and it's really just a way for them to get themselves out of trouble when they can't come up with anything. They're irrelevant and ridiculous.”

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“People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening at the moment. My material is as new as anything on the dinner table.”

People Knows World Moments Shows Materials Happenings Tables Dinner Dinner Table

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“There are two completely different Britains. There's London, and there's the rest of Britain.”

Two Different London Britain

Author:Nigel Farage

“Nobody in Britain has voted for 4 million people to come here in the last 15 years, and for probably another 3 million to come between now and 2020.”

People Years Lasts Millions Britain

Author:Nigel Farage

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