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Famous Jackie Mason Quotes
“I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.”
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?”
“It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.”
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
Source: Jackie Mason's America
“If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.”
“A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.”