“America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.” WorldCountryAmericaTearsFlagsTagMattresses Author:Jackie Mason
“I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.” IdeasHappensAmericaNo Idea Author:Jackie Mason
“All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.” WarStatesCharacterAmericaUnitedUnited StatesFateConcernedDemocratDesperateUnited States Of America Author:Jackie Mason
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” MenAmericaMarriageLove YouMarriedPercentEuropeCheatingRomantic LoveCheatEightyPercentagesFunny LoveMarried ManCheating Men Author:Jackie Mason
