“There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.” RepublicanDemocraticSchmucks Author:Jackie Mason
“Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.” ChallengesPartyRepublicanClintonLegsRepublican Party Author:Jackie Mason
“Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.” Republican Author:Jackie Mason
“Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.” CarePartyIssuesRepublicanConcernRepublican Party Author:Jackie Mason
“Comparing what the Democrats offer to what the Republicans offer is like comparing the money I have in my pocket to what Bill Gates has in his.” RepublicanOffersBillsDemocratComparePocketsGates Author:Jackie Mason
“As a class, Jews give three times as much money to charity as anybody else, but they feel guilty about their wealth anyway. They simply can't accept the idea of ever being Republicans.” GivingFeelsIdeasThreeWealthAcceptingClassRepublicanCharityJewGuiltyThree Times Author:Jackie Mason
