“Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?” IfsNeedsImportantCountryHomeSexNew YorkCustomersShirtsJailNew York Times Author:Jackie Mason
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” WorldLoveImportantFunnyLove IsInspiringMoneyStupidImportant ThingsMaking MoneyFunny LoveFunny MoneyLove Of MoneyPersonal FinanceWorld LoveWise MoneyInspirational MoneyMoney Can't Buy HappinessOld MoneyMoney And HappinessLove And MoneyCan Money Buy HappinessMoney MattersBorrowing MoneyI Love Money Author:Jackie Mason
“On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.” ImportantCountryCrimeNew YorkMurderJewOwnersHallsSandwichesGentilesCarnegieAbeCarnegie HallWiping Out Author:Jackie Mason
“I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.” IfsYearsImportantSexHalfBotherConcerts Author:Jackie Mason
