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Comedian

Jackie Mason is a renowned comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on June 9, 1931, he has been a prominent figure in the comedy world since the 1950s.

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“I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted! Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When I reached the psychiatrist, I said, Give me a gun, I'll wipe out the whole German Army in five minutes. He said, You're crazy! I said, Write it down!”

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“The New York Times distorts and defrauds the news and then claims to be impartial. They never give an even-handed version of the news - that's the last thing they'd ever do.”

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“The last thing we need is another Clinton to be our President. Believe me, one lowlife was enough. We don't need the lowlife's partner.”

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“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”

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Book:Jackie Mason's America

Source: Jackie Mason's America

About the Author

Born: June 9, 1931
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 73

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