“I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.” KnowsYearsPersonsIdeasCountryWholeHappensWinningMinutesTenOur CountryNo IdeaIowaHampshireNew HampshireCaucusWhole Picture Author:Jackie Mason
“I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.” IdeasHappensAmericaNo Idea Author:Jackie Mason
“As a class, Jews give three times as much money to charity as anybody else, but they feel guilty about their wealth anyway. They simply can't accept the idea of ever being Republicans.” GivingFeelsIdeasThreeWealthAcceptingClassRepublicanCharityJewGuiltyThree Times Author:Jackie Mason
“The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's "F" this and "F" that. They give you a whole series of swear words and it's really just a way for them to get themselves out of trouble when they can't come up with anything. They're irrelevant and ridiculous.” WayGivingIdeasWholeTroubleKeysSeriesCome UpRidiculousComedianRelevantSwearIrrelevantSwear Word Author:Jackie Mason
