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Famous Jackie Mason Quotes
“Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?”
“I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!”
“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?”
“If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.”